The Programmer and the Princess

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, โ€œIf you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.โ€ He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, โ€œIf you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.โ€
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, โ€œIf you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want.โ€ Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, โ€œWhat is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?โ€ The programmer said, โ€œLook, I’m a programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend — but a talking frog, now that’s cool.โ€


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