/dev/about

import java.util.HashMap;

public class JoseYamut extends WorldOfNubcraft implements GeekMode {

private HashMap<String, String> attributes = new HashMap<String, String>();
private String description = new String();

public JoseYamut() throws AppleFanBoyException {

setAttributes();
setDescription();

}

public HashMap<String, String> getAttributes() {

return attributes;

}

private void setAttributes() {

attributes.put(“Height”, “5 ft & 7 in”);
attributes.put(“Weight”, “67 kg”);
attributes.put(“Hair Properties”, “Short / Straight”);
attributes.put(“Body Characteristics”, “Fit / Slender”);
attributes.put(“Eye Color”, “Dark Brown”);

attributes.put(“Skin Tone”, “Brown”);

attributes.put(“Physical Condition”, “Healthy”);
attributes.put(“Sex & Orientation”, “Male / Straight”);

}

public String getDescription() {

return description;

}

private void setDescription() {

description = new StringBuilder()
.append(“First of all I am fond of writing and reading. What better way to express my love for writing than to blog. Since I am, most of the time, the geeky guy more than the cool one (If I ever am. LOL!), and ever curious about stuff related to computers, I’ve made this blog my platform to share whatever “discoveries” I have made.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.append(“As for the reading part, well, I love fantasy and magic types of books; action, adventure, futuristic and/or science fiction; add in some satirical ones too. Okay, I can read most book genres really. Of course, when I have the time for it. I do try to make time.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.append(“On the other hand, a big part of the reason why I write about things is because I tend to easily forget them. Then I’ll have to go around searching for that something yet again. Why not save the links you ask? That works too, but I’d rather blog about it.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.append(“I am a Linux user. My current distro of choice is Ubuntu. I have been using Linux as a platform for learning, programming and applications development since the earlier part of this decade (2001) up to the present. At the same time it has been my primary desktop since 2006. Somehow, I still feel like a noob about it all the time.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.append(“I am an Android advocate. Windows is okay. Don’t ask me about Apple products.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.append(“Back in 2008 I got hooked with World of Warcraft. Yes, I was a hardcore WOW gamer and raider. I was playing this very popular MMORPG from Blizzard Entertainment for what seemed like 2 years and then some. Might have been closer to 3 years. Thankfully, I got over that phase in my life. Ever since I have been playing on and off on other games such as DOTA 2, Diablo 3, Torchlight, Hearthstone, and random games on my Steam account that I just can’t, for the life of me, remember at the time of this writing.”).append(String.format(“%n%n”))

.toString();

}

public boolean doesMeLike(String askMe) {

boolean likesIt;
switch (askMe) {

case “age”:

throw new ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException(“Oops!”);

case “coffee”:
case “beer”:
case “exercise”:
case “watching movies”:
case “travel”:

likesIt = true;

break;

case “sweets”:
case “waking up early”:
case “maths”:
case “dirty bathrooms”:
case “arrogant people”:
default:

likesIt = false;

}
return likesIt;

}

}